There were like... fifteen animals in all of CCU tonight. This is... good... sorta. It means we don't have a whole lotta work to do, but it also means that we get to stand around the unit shooting the breeze and performing unsanctioned medical procedures on beanie babies. Tonight we covered the topics of: bird flu, sodomy, the zombie apocaplyse, the real estate market, Katie Holmes' "silent birth", mullets and other unfortunate hairstyles, and jet lag.

And we gave Spanky, CCU's beanie baby mascot, a urinary catheter. His feeding tube will be replaced tomorrow.

I love my job.