So tonight kinda sucked. At any given time during my shift I generally found myself having one of the three following conversations:

1)
Doctor: Hey, has that cat looked that crappy all day?
ME: Yes.
Doctor: Oh... good. Just checking. (walks away)

2)
Doctor: Dude, that dog is a mess!
ME: I know some idiot intern thought he could force feed him charcoal by himself and now I have to clean up the mess.
Doctor: Sucks to be you. (walks away)

3)
Doctor: Hey can you do this incredibly complicated thing for me right now?
ME: Uh... well...
Doctor: Thanks. Page me with the results. (walks away)
ME: I hate you.

Are you sensing the pattern yet?